we dont want bush, no no no nonononononon no bush
no bush in our face
nonononononono
we dont want bush
no nononoonono
no bush for an ace

this is a eighsir thought
we dont want bush by that twat

no we dont want cotten hair
no we dont want any there

i liek it to shaved and clean
none of that bushy shit to be seen

i dont want any hair by that pussy
cuz havign an afros for a wussy

it means your scared to shave
but be a man and be brave

bitches are pansies and that is a fact
theres no reason for a bush to be intact

id like it to be like a slide
not some shaggy buffalo hide

c;mon sweeties shave that muff
becuase the hair becomes rotten stuff

chorus


when i see hair in that crotch
it makes me not want to watch

when i see hair near that choach
itbecomes somethign i wasnna poach

if ur hole looks liek a rug
it makes me wanna yank, pull and tug

if between the thighs there is apoodle
then u have zero chance with this noodle

if theres hair below your udders
then u need to take ur ass to COST CUTTERS!

and if theres hair below the hips
you also need to visit great clips

if i find out at the weddin
that there is hair on your needdin

then you will hear i dont from cole
for havign too much hair around that hole

chorus

its sick as hell when on your vulva
something that looks liek HULVAAAAA

and if ur opening smells liek fish
meeting me u wont have wished

and if its floppy and sloppy and sick
i wont get near it with my dick

and if its rude when ur nude
then u can say peace out to this dude

and whats that brown shit on yer ass
im sorry but i think i might just pass

and when down there it starts looking liek a creature
that is definetly a negative 14 feature